Meet the Competitors
Scott Cullinan - Captain
Will probably choke on a game winning putt like the Intramural Championship pick-6 game.
Parker Meytrott - Captain
Excited to see this guy’s 9-handicap when there’s actual witnesses…
Conor Andrle - Captain
Peaked as a Columbus River Dragon.
Conner Drum
Let’s just hope he doesn’t pee the bed this weekend.
Pat Ferguson
His chances of hitting a fairway are less than the Browns winning a Super Bowl.
John Voit
No, he’s not the one who played on the Yankees.
Pete Hetzel
You definitely don’t want this guy on your team in a fight.
Joe Tustin
Hopefully he navigates a golf course better than the woods.
Sean Badua
“All I can say, this guy is phenomenal.”- Mark Twain
Conor Glancy
We get it, “Country Club".” No, we don’t know who your dad is.
Race Mellman
This ain’t roping, cowboy.
Will Huguley
Not as cool as Grant, but we’ll take him.
Jack Wedholm
Don’t let this dude get comfortable on a pool table.
Blake Box
Probably in the dog house for 6 months after kicking his wife out the house for a weekend.
John Trainor
Will never live up to his dad’s standards.
Brendan McGuire
Pack a barf bag and silver bullet, buddy.
Tyler Pham
Praying he can save all his teeth this weekend.
Nick Curtin
That’s me. Grabbing the bull by the horns. - White Goodman - Curts
Zach Evancho
Most likely to get “Fireside Invitational” tattood this weekend.
Teddy Glesener
Keep this guy away from the Jamo, and someone get him some sunscreen.
Zach Cox
Please wear a polo. No Panthers jerseys allowed.
Matt Watts
This is a golf course, not a dance floor. 10% DEI draft pick.
Dan Carlone
“I’m just so happy to be here!”
Rhyan England
Don’t let Brian come out.